Come, sail your ships around me

It’s New Issue Day down under and Australia Post is giving me the absolute ships.

Australia 2015 Era of Sail: Clipper Ships
Let’s be frank, ships are a cliché on stamps. Any country with a coastline probably has good historical reasons to bung sailing ships on their stamps. Ships are also a popular thematic collecting area, because Old Men, so even countries with no open water access put ships on their stamps and collect Grandpa’s sweet pension money. This is not to deny the devastation that the loss of the Titanic wreaked upon the Republic of Burundi.

Burundi 2001 Titanic 100th Anniversary
Australia 1984 Clipper Ships ThermopylaeBut cynicism can walk the plank. Truth is, I fucking love big old ships on stamps. Depicted from the side (I suppose that’s ‘starboard’ or something), a clipper ship in full sail fills out a landscape frame marvellously. And viewed more from the bow, a ship can look magnificently regal in portrait orientation, as demonstrated by this 1984 Thermopylae stamp as she makes her way down the catwalk nearby.

And isn’t it nice, in this era when stamps are dominated by photography and text, to just see some good old-fashioned paintings on stamps? Good to know people can still paint. Or at least photograph paintings that someone did in the 1800s.

The ship names written in inky longhand on the new issue are a a nice touch too, evoking the era of sail. It’s these little things that make a difference.

My one reservation on this issue is that those colours look a little washed out, at least in the pre-publicity pics. We lose some of these magnificent beasts against the similar-coloured background. This may be partly because the stamps are based on historical paintings. But you can fix those things these days, AP! Buy Illustrator. I shall withhold judgement until I see them in person. Other than that, AP earns official Respect for this issue.

If there’s a sailing enthusiast in your life, they’re probably old and rich. Consider writing a letter to them, and sending it in the blank cover of this issue (30c at your local post office if you’re lucky) with these stamps on it. You will so totally cement your spot in the old fucker’s will.

Australia 2015 Era of Sail: Clipper Ships blank coverBy the way, did you like my ‘giving me the absolute ships’ joke? I did. If I were AP’s social media people, I would have spent today trying to get #AussiePostGivesMeTheShips trending.

This is why I am not AP’s social media people.

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4 comments on “Come, sail your ships around me

  1. I haven’t even read anything but the title yet. I just had to holler NICKkkk

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  2. another hysterical post – I am so enjoying your blog

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    • Thanks for your enthusiasm, my Dear Detective! I’m glad someone got the Nick reference. It’s early days yet, so I haven’t quite figured out my readership demographic. Hopefully your reaction means I’m doing something right.

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